I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
I'm a supervillain from Italy, I have the power to infect people with deadly diseases.
It’s-a-me, Malario.
What language do they speak in Italy
Times New Roman.
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
Genitalia.