I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."