How does Italy execute its criminals?
Guidotine.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing."
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.