I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
It was a Pisa art!
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella.
What do you call a Jamaican man born in Italy?
Reggae-Toni.
What do pups eat in Italy?
Pawsta.
This is the first year I’m not going to Italy because of the coronavirus.
Normally I don’t go because I’m poor.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
Why did everyone want to go to Italy during World War II?
They were Fascistanating.