I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
It's Rome ants.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
What is the rough part of Italy called?
The spaghetto.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me.
I Skipped pasta grade.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
Miao.