Genoa bout the bridge collapse in Italy?
Ah well, we won't go over it then.
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
The Pasta.
What Beatles song charted highest in Italy?
Penne Lane.
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
A penne.
What do you call a cat from Italy?
Spacatti.
"There's a woman trapped under a motorway bridge in Italy."
"Genoa?"
"I'm not sure, I can't see her face."
Did you know there was a Jedi from Italy who was really strict about diets?
His name was Only One Cannoli.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
A mummified macaroni pizza was uncovered in Italy today.
The man who uncovered it says "It's a pizza of our pasta."
I checked my phone bill after my trip to Italy, and it said I spent DCXII dollars.
I must have left on Data Roman.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.