Half of Italy is complaining about the coronavirus and the other half is laughing not taking it seriously.
All they do is cheese and wine.
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
His look was pasty.
I bought a 400 year-old chair from Italy,
but as soon as I sat on it, it baroque.
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Building Inspectors should be stricter in Pisa, Italy.
Since they are a bit too *lean*ient.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So it’s italicized!
If I were to wander around in Italy...
Would I be roamin'?
If you want to vacation in Italy, don't be afraid to Rome around.