Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Hello Boo-tiful.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
You're a good egg.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
I came here looking for a little tail.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're a firework.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.