Your treat or mine?
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
You're a good egg.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
I'd start a revolution for your number.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
I could never Passover you.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Easter? I hardly even knew her.