On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I could never Passover you.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
I know Benjamin Franklin.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Your mausoleum or mine?
Baby, you're a firework.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you