You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
You're a good egg.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!