Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
I came here looking for a little tail.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.