Holiday Pick Up Lines

Get in the holiday spirit with these pick up lines

Holiday Pick Up Lines

You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.