Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
Have you heard of the tallest tower in France?
It’s a real Eiffel.
French people give me the crepes.