What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
French people give me the crepes.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
I’ve loved my vacation in France, but it’s time to Hugo.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
Another cheese factory in France exploded...
I Camembert to hear this joke again!
We Rodin a taxi around the city after dark.
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Are these pants too tight in the Balzac?
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
French history is nothing to Lafayette at.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
French guy goes into a bar with a frog on his head
The bartender asks “where’d you get that?” And the frog says “in France. There’s loads of them.”
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
French, French Revolution
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?
Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
I’m in such a Henri to get to France!
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
Whilst holidaying in France I saw a group of mushrooms performing Queen covers.
I said 'You're brilliant, what's the band called?'
They replied 'We are the Champignons."