France is beautiful in every Cezanne.
I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.
What is the most popular flower in France?
Croissanthemums.
I always feel like a winner in France, which is great because I hate Toulouse.
What’s Austrian and took over France?
Croissants.
It’s time to say Versailles to France.
Don’t make such a Dreyfus about it.
Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris?
He was declared to be in Seine.
French people give me the crepes.
What are stepfathers called in France?
Faux pas.
French fries aren’t cooked in France
They’re cooked in greece.
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
So you live in the seventh most populous city in France?
Must be Nice.
German tourist visits France.
Guy at the Airport: "Nationality?"
German Dude: "German".
Airport Guy: "Occupation?"
German Dude: "Nein, nein, Only Vacation".
What does a frog in Paris eat?
French Flies.
When in France, I have Nantes-thing to complain about.
Why can I not make jokes about the recent attacks in France?
Because jokes are all about execution.
What does the Tour de France and Amsterdam have in common?
They both have a bunch of people on drugs riding around on bikes.
How do you Charlemange-age to get through the last few days before vacation?
What is a female "Douchebag" in France called??
A douche-baguette.
I hate to Gauguin, but I have to catch my flight.
France – it’s just a oui bit different!
The 70s/80s aesthetic has recently become pretty popular in France.
They say it has a certain Gen X sais quoi.
I’m in love with France, and I ain’t Lyon.
It’s impossible to Rouen a trip to France.
I guess I’m going to France
Because I have nothing Toulouse.
Did you hear of the new disease going through France?
I've heard it was a Paris-ite.
What's in the middle of Paris?
R.
It’s a beautiful Degas!
Living in france must be hard
I mean, 100 dollars is only a cent.
Which city in France is the nicest?
Nice.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Why do they eat snail in France?
Because they don’t have fast food.
If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?
French bred.
Why should you never eat the fish in France?
Because it's poisson.
Can I go to France this year? Of Corsican!
I’ll try to keep it brief, but I have so much to Marseilles about France.
From up here, I Cannes see the whole French Riviera!
What did France, Great Britain, and their allies say after The Great War?
World War Won.
What do France and a pigeon have in common?
Every 5 minutes, there is a coo.
I love a good shindig. Just call me Napoleon Bonapart-y.
What do they call the Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
What’s the capital of France?
The F.
I can’t believe you have the de Gaulle to say that to my face.
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
So I went to France and bought a house made of bread
I guess you could say I'm living in pain.
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Don’t come to France without any Monet.
It's only quarantine if it comes from the quarantine region of France;
otherwise, it's just sparkling isolation.