How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present?
I hope thistle cheer you up.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.