How do two flowers greet each other?
Hey bud, how’s it growing?
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.