What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
What do you call flowers who are bffs?
Buds.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.