What do you say to a pensive flower?
A peony for your thoughts?
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower?
You had me at hydrangea.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.