What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
What did the flower write in his mother’s day card?
I’m proud to be orchid.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.