Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.