What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
What does a door to door flower salesman do?
Petal his wares.
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
How many lips does a flower have?
Tulips.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.