What did the flower do when she was challenged?
Rose to the occasion.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
She told him once and floral.
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
It’s a budding romance.
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run?
She was leafed for dead.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
She rose above it.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?