How do elves stay so skinny?
Elfy eating!
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!
Where do elves go to get famous?
Holly-wood.
What kind of sandwich does Kissy the Elf like for lunch?
A wrap!
Did you hear about the new holistic elf doctor?
He's a gnome-opath!
Why did some of the elves spell Christmas as N-O-E? Because Santa said No L!
What does Santa use after trimming his beard?
Elftershave.
What do elves learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
What kind of money do elves use?
Cold cash!
What kind of money do elves always use?
Jingle bills!
What do you call an elf that joins the 11 other elves in Santa’s workshop?
The twelf!
How do Santa’s elves go to different floors in the North Pole toy workshop? They use the elf-avator!
"Don’t be elfish," said momma elf to her son. "Share with your sister."
Where do elves vote?
The North Poll.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present!
Where does an elf family stay when on vacation?
At a Ho-ho-ho-tel!
What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap music.
What do they call a wild elf in Texas?
Gnome on the range!
What do you call an elf who won’t share?
Elfish.
What happens if an elf catches you being naughty?
Yule be sorry!
What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
Elf-portraits!
Whose music do elves like the most?
Elf-is Presley.
What kind of motorbike do elves ride to work?
A Holly Davidson!
Why shouldn't you feed elves shellfish?
It makes them crabby!
Did you hear about the elf who was a little hard of hearing?
She had to keep saying "Sleigh, what?"