If an elf can’t do something right now, how do they handle it?
Shelf it for later.
Why do Santa’s helpers go to therapy?
To help their elf esteem.
Where does an elf family stay when on vacation?
At a Ho-ho-ho-tel!
What language do they teach at Elf School?
North Polish!
Why did the dyslexic elf get fired?
He kept writing "From Satan" on children's New Year presents.
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
What did the mama elf say to her mischievous child?
“Stop elvesdropping on Santa!”
Where do elves go to get famous?
Holly-wood.
Did you hear about the new holistic elf doctor?
He's a gnome-opath!
"Santa’s pretty stelfy going down the chimney, don’t you think?" said one elf to another.
Why did Santa stop smoking a pipe?
It was bad for his elf!
"Don’t be elfish," said momma elf to her son. "Share with your sister."
What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
Elf-portraits!
Whose music do elves like the most?
Elf-is Presley.
What kind of money do elves always use?
Jingle bills!
What do you call an elf who steals Christmas present wrapping from the wealthy and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood.
What do elves eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
What kind of elf lives in a soda can?
A Sprite!
When the elves are clapping for their boss, we call it Santapplause.
What do you call an elf that joins the 11 other elves in Santa’s workshop?
The twelf!
Why did the elf use a duck to wake him on Christmas morning?
So he could be up at the quack of dawn!
How do Santa’s elves go to different floors in the North Pole toy workshop? They use the elf-avator!
Did you hear about the elf that quit Santa's workshop?
He was a rebel without a Claus.
What happens to elves who misbehave?
They get the sack.
Why did some of the elves spell Christmas as N-O-E? Because Santa said No L!