What do you call an elf who won’t share?
Elfish.
What kind of money do elves always use?
Jingle bills!
What did the mama elf say to her mischievous child?
“Stop elvesdropping on Santa!”
What do you call an elf that joins the 11 other elves in Santa’s workshop?
The twelf!
What kind of bread do elves use to make sandwiches?
Why shortbread of course!
Why did some of the elves spell Christmas as N-O-E? Because Santa said No L!
Why are elves so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrr.
Why shouldn't you feed elves shellfish?
It makes them crabby!
Where does an elf family stay when on vacation?
At a Ho-ho-ho-tel!
What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
Elf-portraits!
What type of elf has the most books?
A bookshelf.
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders!
Did you hear about the elf who was a little hard of hearing?
She had to keep saying "Sleigh, what?"
If an elf can’t do something right now, how do they handle it?
Shelf it for later.
What’s the self-care mantra of elves after the holiday season ends?
“Treat yo’elf.”
What do elves learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
Did you hear about the elf that quit Santa's workshop?
He was a rebel without a Claus.
What kind of money do elves use?
Cold cash!
Did you hear about the Elf booted from the chorus?
He couldn't Fa-la-la-la-long.
What kind of sandwich does Kissy the Elf like for lunch?
A wrap!
What lives at the North Pole and is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburned elf!
"Don’t be elfish," said momma elf to her son. "Share with your sister."
What goes inside elves’ pointy shoes?
Their mistletoes.
When the elves are clapping for their boss, we call it Santapplause.
"Santa’s pretty stelfy going down the chimney, don’t you think?" said one elf to another.