Did you hear about the elf who was a little hard of hearing?
She had to keep saying "Sleigh, what?"
What happens to elves who misbehave?
They get the sack.
If an elf can’t do something right now, how do they handle it?
Shelf it for later.
How do Santa’s elves go to different floors in the North Pole toy workshop? They use the elf-avator!
Why did Santa stop smoking a pipe?
It was bad for his elf!
What does Santa use after trimming his beard?
Elftershave.
Where do elves go to get famous?
Holly-wood.
What is an elf’s favorite band?
The Pixies.
What do elves use in the kitchen when they are cooking?
Kitchen u-tinsels!
What lives at the North Pole and is green, white, and red all over?
A sunburned elf!
Why are elves so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrr.
When the elves are clapping for their boss, we call it Santapplause.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present!
What happens if an elf catches you being naughty?
Yule be sorry!
What did the mama elf say to her mischievous child?
“Stop elvesdropping on Santa!”
What kind of motorbike do elves ride to work?
A Holly Davidson!
What do you call an elf who won’t share?
Elfish.
What kind of bread do elves use to make sandwiches?
Why shortbread of course!
What do you call an elf who steals Christmas present wrapping from the wealthy and gives it to the poor?
Ribbon Hood.
What kind of money do elves use?
Cold cash!
What do elves learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
Elves usually make fantastic listeners since they happen to be all ears.
What’s the self-care mantra of elves after the holiday season ends?
“Treat yo’elf.”
Why do Santa’s helpers go to therapy?
To help their elf esteem.
What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
Elf-portraits!