What do you call an elf who won’t share?
Elfish.
Did you hear about the new holistic elf doctor?
He's a gnome-opath!
Did you hear about the elf who was a little hard of hearing?
She had to keep saying "Sleigh, what?"
What do elves learn when they go to school?
The elf-abet.
What kind of bread do elves use to make sandwiches?
Why shortbread of course!
What kind of money do elves use?
Cold cash!
What kind of elf lives in a soda can?
A Sprite!
What do they call a wild elf in Texas?
Gnome on the range!
Where do elves vote?
The North Poll.
Why did the dyslexic elf get fired?
He kept writing "From Satan" on children's New Year presents.
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
What do elves eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
If an elf can’t do something right now, how do they handle it?
Shelf it for later.
Whose music do elves like the most?
Elf-is Presley.
What goes inside elves’ pointy shoes?
Their mistletoes.
Where do elves go to get famous?
Holly-wood.
What do elves use in the kitchen when they are cooking?
Kitchen u-tinsels!
Elves usually make fantastic listeners since they happen to be all ears.
What’s the self-care mantra of elves after the holiday season ends?
“Treat yo’elf.”
What do you call an elf that joins the 11 other elves in Santa’s workshop?
The twelf!
"Santa’s pretty stelfy going down the chimney, don’t you think?" said one elf to another.
What kind of money do elves always use?
Jingle bills!
What happens if an elf catches you being naughty?
Yule be sorry!
Why did Santa stop smoking a pipe?
It was bad for his elf!
Why shouldn't you feed elves shellfish?
It makes them crabby!