I think my heater is sick.
It's hot.
What do you call a worm that chews up power cords? An electro-maggot.”
Hey did you hear that ESPN is broadcasting this year's Origami competition?
I heard it's pay per view...
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft?
A Duct-ape.
I like to sleep with the bedside lamp on, even though my wife says it's weird.
I don't see how, I think it makes a great hat.
Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...
The ceremony was boring but the reception was brilliant.
A hand mixer started a speakeasy.
It was a wisk-y business.
TV repair during lockdown has been pretty easy.
It’s mostly remote work.
What is the most desirable kitchen appliance?
A hot plate.
Why did the monk meditate with a light bulb?
He hoped it would help him to reach enlightenment.
What do you call it when a clothes dryer is dancing?
A linty-hop.
I can't find my humidifier anymore...
I have reported it misting.
My brother just admitted that he broke my favourite lamp.
I'm not sure I'll be able look at him in the same light ever again
My blender is a bit forgetfull. It keep breaking the ice with me.
Why was the broken refrigerator angry?
Because he couldn’t keep his cool.
Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity? It’s natural.”
I caught my friend harassing some electricity. I told him it was an abuse of power.”
When the heat turns down, we thieves gather in our secret hideout for a meeting.
We call it our Con Den session.
What happens when you put your hand in a blender?
You get a hand shake.
If you plant a light bulb in your garden, does it grow into a power plant?
My mixer broke down today. I'm very sad to part with it, I couldn't have whisked for a better friend.
Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity?
It’s natural.
My friend dragged me to a lecture about lamps. I though it would be boring but...
It was very illuminating.
My wife and I had a huge argument as to whose turn it was to do laundry.
Eventually, I folded.
I saw an ad that read: “TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.” I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down!"
Whoever named it a television ...
Should've called it a watching machine.
A good air conditioner is worth its weight in cold.
Refrigerators look kinda boring.
But actually they're pretty cool
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.”
My roommate keeps taking my water bottle out of the refrigerator.
It's not cool man.
Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.
I bought a new heater for my wife.
She didn't like it first, but now I think she's warmed up to it.
I stole some kitchen appliances from my mate...
It was dangerous but worth the whisk.
Today I found out my toaster isn't waterproof
I was shocked.
Did you hear about the baker that accidentally backed into an open oven...?
His buns were toasted.
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, does that make YOU a vacuum cleaner?
I really have to force myself to get through this book on friction.
I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods.
It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
What did Communists use to light their houses before candles? Electricity.
I gave my wife a lamp for our anniversary.
Someone’s getting LED tonight.
Did you hear about the guy who fell into the industrial cake mixer?
He's feeling much batter now.
I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?
I'm not a fan.
How did the small oven greet the large oven?
He Microwaved.
What do you call someone that's always stealing your heat?
A brrrglar!
Moisturize the air!
As fast as humidly possible.
I started making lamps in the shape of the alphabet.
After the first three, it was a D-light.
Got my new blender yesterday but I can't tell if I like or not though...
It keeps giving me mixed results.
Why do quitters do all the laundry?
They always throw in the towel!
How did the pizza escape the oven?
Through the dough!
Air conditioner technicians...
love to vent about their job in order to cool off.