Laundry puns?
I got loads of them.
What is an outlet’s favorite song?
I’ve Got The Power.
So earlier I took my clothes from the washer and threw them into the dryer.
I can't be sure how they felt about that, but they seemed agitated.
I put my fancy shirts in the freezer before I wear them.
It's cold fashion, look it up!
How did the small oven greet the large oven?
He Microwaved.
Why did bulb pack an apple in his bag?
He wanted to have a light snack.
I was pretty mad when the air conditioner stopped working...
I lost my cool.
I hit my head on a light bulb today, but it’s okay.
It was a soft white.
Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...
The ceremony was boring but the reception was brilliant.
What do you call an Incarcerated late night TV show host?
Jimmy Felon.
More places are charging fees to iron my clothes after they launder them...
I guess the free press is under siege!
I wonder who invented the air conditioner...
Must’ve been a pretty cool guy.
My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill...
Looks like she’s preparing some kind of Barbie queue...
We ran out of laundry detergent today and had to open up a new one.
It was a changing of the Tide.
Why did the lamps get arrested?
They were in some shady business
I just put some meat in the oven.
It’s bacon.
Why did the electrical cords break up?
There was no spark between them.
Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.
My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice-making factory. Now they’ve gone into liquidation.
What penalty in hockey uses the most amount of energy? A power play.”
How many software engineers do you need to change a light bulb?
None – it’s a hardware problem.
I really have to force myself to get through this book on friction.
Where do light bulbs go shopping? The outlet stores.”
My friend bought a new house, and invited everyone to a party.
My dad asks, "How was the house warming?" And I said, "With the furnace, I suppose."
Just burned 2,000 calories.
That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
I hate when my heater says something that sounds meaningful...
But it turns out to just be blowing hot air.
Why did the electricity documentary get such mixed reviews?
People weren’t sure how to feel after it’s shocking ending.
I get so mad when the heater is on.
I don't know why, I just lose my cool.
Why did the electrician marry his colleague? He couldn’t resistor.
Phil told me about what lights up a light bulb.
But I didn’t know what Phil-a-meant.
Why couldn't I fry wood on the stove?
I used a non-stick pan.
Apparently adding a fireplace to your home is the hot new trend...
...and chimney installations are through the roof!
My Microwave is a Liar. On the front it says "30-60 Seconds for a Hot Dog."
I keep running that thing for minutes on end but I never get a Hot Dog to come out.
If you plant a light bulb in your garden, does it grow into a power plant?
What kind of plant generates the most energy? A power plant.”
My friend had put some beans in the coffee grinder
After a few seconds I told him to stop. That's fine.
Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity? It’s natural.”
Wife told me that our juicer draws a lot of power.
I explained to her that it takes lot of juice to juice the juicer.
I put some big, giant, large, massive, enormous, huge bread in the toaster.
I was making synonym toast.
Why did the light bulb fail his math quiz? He wasn’t too bright.”
What do you call it when a clothes dryer is dancing?
A linty-hop.
My mum asked me to watch the stove while she went to the bathroom. She was so angry when she got back...
Things really boiled over
Is your refrigerator running? I was hoping to vote for it.
What kind of car does an electrician drive? A Volts-wagon.”
How do you dry clothes on a line in winter?
You freeze dry them.
How did the electrician pay for his new phone?
He charged it.
People find laundry therapeutic...
Because it takes a load off their mind.
Me: Dad, can I turn the air-conditioner on?
Dad: did you shampoo it first?
What’s the best tool to install an electrical plug with?
A socket wrench.
And the lord said unto John "come forth and you shall have eternal life"
But John came fifth and won a toaster.