My blender is a bit forgetfull. It keep breaking the ice with me.
Moisturize the air!
As fast as humidly possible.
I feel uncomfortable next to my fridge
It's way too cool for me
What do you call a worm that chews up power cords? An electro-maggot.”
I can’t afford to pay for electricity anymore; these are some dark times.
What kind of car does an electrician drive? A Volts-wagon.”
How many students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They use CFLs!
Why did the monk meditate with a light bulb?
He hoped it would help him to reach enlightenment.
What is a jedi electrician’s favorite tool?
His lightsaber.
What sound does a vacuum sweeper make when it explodes?
Ka-BROOM!!!
The tea pot sounds so angry!
Nah, its just letting off some steam.
How can you tell the camera was afraid of the toaster?
Everytime he looked at it, it made him shutter.
My mum asked me to watch the stove while she went to the bathroom. She was so angry when she got back...
Things really boiled over
My friend keeps the toaster on the lowest setting
I suspect he's got black toast intolerance
The superconductor left without resistance.
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.”
I once convinced my younger brother to swallow a small lamp.
I got in so much trouble but it was worth it to see his little face light up.
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you make the vacuum cleaner.
What did one chandelier say to the other?
I have friends in the high places.
I just built a car out of a washing machine.
I’ll be taking it for a spin later.
My wife asked if I knew how to turn on the dishwasher.
I told her I would some flirty compliments.
TV repair during lockdown has been pretty easy.
It’s mostly remote work.
Did you hear about the abusive flashlight? It was charged with battery.
Asked my boy to boil the kettle.
He said, "wouldn't it be better to boil some water?"
What's the first tea that comes in a teapot?
empytea
I caught my friend harassing some electricity. I told him it was an abuse of power.”
A wind turbine saw a solar panel at an energy convention. He leaned in and shouted, Hey, I’m a big fan!”
I got tricked into buying a cooling fan that didn't work...
It was an air con.
We ran out of laundry detergent today and had to open up a new one.
It was a changing of the Tide.
I replaced all the air vents in my house with smaller ones.
It was a reduction.
I get so mad when the heater is on.
I don't know why, I just lose my cool.
I sold my cleaning equipment.
It was just collecting dust.
What do you call the art of Freezer meditation?
Fro-zen!
When I don't have time to iron a shirt, I just steel one.
Where do electricians get their supplies? The Ohm Depot.
I was pretty mad when the air conditioner stopped working...
I lost my cool.
What did the lamp eat?
A light snack...
What is a light bulb’s favorite kind of news?
Current events.
I wonder who invented the air conditioner...
Must’ve been a pretty cool guy.
My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice-making factory. Now they’ve gone into liquidation.
Why did bulb pack an apple in his bag?
He wanted to have a light snack.
Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they can’t remember the words.”
What do you call a slice of bread you put in the toaster?
A tanning bread.
Why did the freezer run away on its marriage?
It got cold feet
What did the man say after he came out of the walk-in freezer?
"That experience was chilling."
What's the opposite of a microwave?
A Tsunami.
What do you call a Smart TV?
In-telly-gent.
What is the energy provider’s favorite dance? The electric slide.”
I didn't know if I could crawl through heating vents to escape from prison...
After I duct, I found I conduit!
Did you hear about the guy who fell into the industrial cake mixer?
He's feeling much batter now.