Something is odd about my hot stove.
I just can't quite put my finger on it.
Why did the lamps get arrested?
They were in some shady business
How did the charger get rich?
He made a killing in the shock market.
TV repair during lockdown has been pretty easy.
It’s mostly remote work.
Why did the electrical cords break up?
There was no spark between them.
Hey did you hear that ESPN is broadcasting this year's Origami competition?
I heard it's pay per view...
What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say before murdering his son?
Dyson!
If you hit your head on a coffeemaker
Would it leave a brews?
My mum asked me to watch the stove while she went to the bathroom. She was so angry when she got back...
Things really boiled over
What is the energy provider’s favorite dance? The electric slide.”
I think my window air conditioner needs an ambulance.
It keeps hyperventilating.
What do you call the art of Freezer meditation?
Fro-zen!
Today I found out my toaster isn't waterproof
I was shocked.
Did you hear about the guy who fell into the industrial cake mixer?
He's feeling much batter now.
What TV shows are squeaky clean?
Soap Operas
My dad argued with a stove
The conversation really started to heat up
What do you call a regular potato broadcasting sports?
A common tater.
Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.
Who takes care of saunas?
Humid Resources.
The tea pot sounds so angry!
Nah, its just letting off some steam.
What did the blender say to his crush?
"I have mixed feelings about you, but we might blend together perfectly."
Why can’t dishwashers do parallel dancing?
They’re never in sink.
Where do light bulbs go shopping? The outlet stores.”
A cow not being on the grill for very long is a rare occurrence.
How do you keep food warm in the refrigerator?
Keep it in the corner, because it is 90 degrees.
Whoever named it a television ...
Should've called it a watching machine.
Why did the man eat the light bulb? He was hoping it would give him a bright idea.”
Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other!”
What veggie should you avoid buying if your fridge is tiny?
Fungi. They take up too mushroom.
I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day.
It was a shock to the cistern.
Why is the air conditioner repairman the life of the party?
It’s not cool until he arrives.
My son asked me how I never seemed to lose the TV remote when he was growing up.
I told him I'd always put it in a location away from all the clutter...
A remote location.
My dad was complaining he’d lost a sock after doing his laundry.
I said, "that's a sockrifice I had to make".
I put my fancy shirts in the freezer before I wear them.
It's cold fashion, look it up!
Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity?
It’s natural.
Always knock on the fridge before opening.
Just in case there is a salad dressing
What do you get when you put a saxophonist in a freezer?
Cool jazz.
What do you call it when a clothes dryer is dancing?
A linty-hop.
How did the pizza escape the oven?
Through the dough!
I bought you a refrigirator.
I can't wait to see your face light up as you open it.
You’re a unit of electrical energy, Harry.” I’m a watt?”
My son asked me if I ate the leftovers he was saving in the refrigerator.
I told him "of course not - I ate them in the living room"
What do you call a light bulb at midnight?
A Night Light.
Did you hear about the abusive flashlight? It was charged with battery.
Today, I changed a light bulb, crossed a street, and walked into a bar.
My life is a joke.
What kind of plant generates the most energy? A power plant.”
A dangerous surge of electricity walks into a bar. The barman says, why the long phase?”
Why did the man eat the light bulb?
He was hoping it would give him a bright idea.
I bought a secured warehouse where I keep appliances to clean pots, pans, plates, and silverware.
It's dishwasher safe!
My Microwave is a Liar. On the front it says "30-60 Seconds for a Hot Dog."
I keep running that thing for minutes on end but I never get a Hot Dog to come out.