A drummer got a tattoo of a drum kit on himself
It was very cymbalic.
What did the drum say about his childhood?
Those were the cymbaler days.
Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon.
Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism
What sound drum set from the junkyard makes?
Ba-dump-tss
My dad just told be a cool joke about drums
I thought I’d snare it with you guys
I don't usually brag about my drum jokes but um...
tss
We caught the drummer of our band masturbating over his drum kit...
I guess the pervert thinks of them as s*x cymbals.
What do you call it when there are two nuns in a drum circle?
a conundrum
How do you trap a drum kit?
Use a snare
Don't you dare hit that drum again!
If you do, there will be repercussions!
What do you call a police officer who plays the drums?
A beat cop.
What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?
There were repercussions.
The best gift I ever got was a broken drum...
You can't beat it.
I re-skinned my drums with the skin my faithful steed Chestnut. I want people to reflect on the emotional connection between man and beast through the art of drum solos.
But my wife says I'm just beating a dead horse.
I always put my money in drums
Because it’s a sound investment.
Drums - You can't beat 'em. Well, you have to, really.
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff,
Ba-dum-tss
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...
Badum chhh