How do you call clothings for spoons?
Silverwear
What do you call a collection of bones made out of kitchenware?
A skillet-ton.
Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?
He finally found the scoop he was looking for.
My wife was scratching the glass jar with a metal spoon...
It was jarring!!!
I downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar and now my battery keeps draining.
I found my friend using a round-edged knife to cut his steak
it wasn't really sharp of him.
A kitchen knife and fork had a race. Who won? Neither, it ended in a drawer.
Why was the cheese happy in the kitchen?
He thought he was grater than everyone else.
I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...
...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.
"This is the last straw!"
I shouted to my wife as I put it in my drink...
Did you hear about the spoon? It caused quite a stir!
What did the cutlery maker say when he lost some metal?
Silverware?!
I was cutting cheese into very small pieces with a knife. The knife was great but a machine to help would’ve been grater.
When my doc said that my kitchenware diet was bad for my bowels, I crapped my pans.
I was washing the dishes today and got so frustrated I screamed into a collander.
I think I strained my voice.
Yesterday, I bought my wife a cheese grater to use on cheddar and parmesan, both of which I hate.
It was the grater of two evils.
Lost my bread knife the other day..
I'm absolutely gutted...we've been through thick and thin
A piece of cheese sees his cheese friend looking a little disheveled. “Are you OK?” he asks.
“I’ve felt grater”, his friend coughed.
Why can't we make jokes about the cutlery incident?
It's too spoon.
Someone stole my cutlery set, but we were unable to identify the thief
It was stainless steel.
Cube cheese is good, and slices are fine...
But personally I think shredded is grater.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Why did the female chef win the cook-off?
Because cheese grater!
I ate a spoon of food color...
Now i'm dying inside.
How do Chinese people make cutlery?
They chopsticks.
Why can't you use a wooden spoon in a Teflon pan?
Because its non stick.
My friend showed me how he keeps his expensive butcher knife sharp.
I thought it was pretty cleaver.