Do you know why the boy didn't want to become a cheese slicer like his brother?
He wanted to become a grater man.
Last night while cooking, my serving spoon's handle broke off. My husband walked in and said:
How very un-ladle-like!
How do you call clothings for spoons?
Silverwear
What did the plate say to the fork? Lunch is on me.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?
He finally found the scoop he was looking for.
"This is the last straw!"
I shouted to my wife as I put it in my drink...
My wife wants to start selling kitchenware online.
I just don't see it panning out.
Why did the fork feel kinky near the spoon?
Because it was a tease spoon.
I almost got into a fight with a bendy straw.
When I put it in my drink, it tried to flex on me.
My friend just got 3 kittens named Spoon, Fork, and Knife. When I asked why those names, they smiled and said, "Isn't it obvious?"
"They're catlery"
The other day a man tried to mug me with a blunt knife...
It was pointless.
A piece of cheese sees his cheese friend looking a little disheveled. “Are you OK?” he asks.
“I’ve felt grater”, his friend coughed.
I really hate straws.
They suck.
I lost my kid in the kitchenware section of Ikea today.
It was a pans labyrinth.
What's the best type of spoon?
I'll tell you ladle.
What do you call a knife that cuts 4 loaves of Irish bread at once?
A four loaf cleaver!
I'm going around with a bent knife, so that when I'm short on time, I can cut corners.
I found a cutlery dispenser that doesn’t work properly
No forks were given.
I downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar and now my battery keeps draining.
Did you know cutlery scams require the most patience?
You've got to play the long prong.
I came to a fork in the road.
I proceeded to pick it up.
A tuning fork is, essentially, a pitch fork.
I found my friend using a round-edged knife to cut his steak
it wasn't really sharp of him.
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music.
Think it’s the Chopin board.
My eating utensils were forged from forged steel, so don't mess with me or I'll fork you up.
I heard this pun about a cheese grater the other day...
It was a grate joke.