What's the best type of spoon?
I'll tell you ladle.
I really hate straws.
They suck.
I found my friend using a round-edged knife to cut his steak
it wasn't really sharp of him.
Last night while cooking, my serving spoon's handle broke off. My husband walked in and said:
How very un-ladle-like!
Where do you bury dead cutlery?
In it's final resting plates.
What did the cake say to start the fight with the fork?
You want a piece of me?
Why were the utensils stuck together?
They were spooning.
I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...
...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.
How do Chinese people make cutlery?
They chopsticks.
I found a cutlery dispenser that doesn’t work properly
No forks were given.
I came to a fork in the road.
I proceeded to pick it up.
Why does the superhero shred his cheese?
For the grater good.
Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?
He finally found the scoop he was looking for.
What did the cutlery maker say when he lost some metal?
Silverware?!
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Why can't we make jokes about the cutlery incident?
It's too spoon.
I forgot my fork so tried to eat my lunch with just a spoon. It was pointless.
I've decided to stop being a fork and become a spoon.
I just woke up one day and didn't see the point anymore.
When you lick the icing off a spoon are you defrosting it?
I was cutting cheese into very small pieces with a knife. The knife was great but a machine to help would’ve been grater.
Why was the cheese happy in the kitchen?
He thought he was grater than everyone else.
Why did the female chef win the cook-off?
Because cheese grater!
I’ve been experimenting with attaching various kitchen utensils to my power drill
I got mixed results.
Why can't you use a wooden spoon in a Teflon pan?
Because its non stick.
What do Santa’s elves cook with in the kitchen?
A u-tinsel.
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music.
Think it’s the Chopin board.
Lost my bread knife the other day..
I'm absolutely gutted...we've been through thick and thin