What did the cutlery maker say when he lost some metal?
Silverware?!
Don't use raw milk to make butter
It's not worth the whisk.
What happened to the dull knife's application?
It was turned down, he just couldn't make the cut.
I went into the kitchen and found that someone replaced all the cutting utensils with spoons
That wasn't knife.
One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music.
Think it’s the Chopin board.
My friend just got 3 kittens named Spoon, Fork, and Knife. When I asked why those names, they smiled and said, "Isn't it obvious?"
"They're catlery"
I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...
...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.
Yesterday, I bought my wife a cheese grater to use on cheddar and parmesan, both of which I hate.
It was the grater of two evils.
"This is the last straw!"
I shouted to my wife as I put it in my drink...
I used to work at a cutlery store, but I quit
No more Mr. Knife guy.
Someone took all my straw
What a Hay-nous act!
I ate a spoon of food color...
Now i'm dying inside.
I heard this pun about a cheese grater the other day...
It was a grate joke.
How do you make cheese even better?
You use a cheese grater of course!
My wife got a straw for her drink...
When she sat down, she took a sip, and frustratedly sighed "My straw has a hole in it!"
I replied "I should hope it has two!"
How do Chinese people make cutlery?
They chopsticks.
I downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar and now my battery keeps draining.
I almost got into a fight with a bendy straw.
When I put it in my drink, it tried to flex on me.
I was cutting cheese into very small pieces with a knife. The knife was great but a machine to help would’ve been grater.
Last night while cooking, my serving spoon's handle broke off. My husband walked in and said:
How very un-ladle-like!
I watched an eclipse through my colander, now I’ve strained my eyes.
Why were the utensils stuck together?
They were spooning.
A tuning fork is, essentially, a pitch fork.
A kitchen knife and fork had a race. Who won? Neither, it ended in a drawer.
I was on the road yesterday with my metal detector looking for some cutlery....
I found plenty of spoons and knives but I didn't stop, until I hit a fork in the road.
why did the spoon show up dressed as a knife ?
Invitation said to look sharp.
How did the cutlery greet the steak?
Knife to meat you!