I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.