I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.