I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
qwsedrftgyhujikolpawesdrtfgyhujikloaszxdcrfvgtbhnjmk,lazsxdcfvgsedtfrgyftg67y78u87u8uii9op[;'';;'/;l/l;.l.k,lkmjkmertyudfghjk12q21q2qw3qwe3we4r45rt6ygerdgfvbwedfcv qwedfscv
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.