Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.