Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can't rush the progress.
Chrome wasn't built in a day.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.