Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can't rush the progress.
Chrome wasn't built in a day.
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.