Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches."
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".