Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"
ERROR: [Password two week]