A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C: