Computer Puns

These silly puns will make all computer users laugh.

Computer Puns

Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".

Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!

Dad: This is just making me upsettings!

On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.

It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?

The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"

And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
*Creating password*
"MTWTFSS_MTWTFSS"

ERROR: [Password two week]