How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven't had a gig yet.
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
qwsedrftgyhujikolpawesdrtfgyhujikloaszxdcrfvgtbhnjmk,lazsxdcfvgsedtfrgyftg67y78u87u8uii9op[;'';;'/;l/l;.l.k,lkmjkmertyudfghjk12q21q2qw3qwe3we4r45rt6ygerdgfvbwedfcv qwedfscv
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
Why do computers wear glasses?
To improve their web-sight.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".