I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her