Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
Why did the computer parts salesman quit?
He lost his drive.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.