I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'
That will be a hard one to crack.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can't rush the progress.
Chrome wasn't built in a day.
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.