Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?
The cookie!
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
How does a computer learn something new?
Bit by bit.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
Why was the old computer sad?
Because it had a floppy disk.
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied, "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.