My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
My computer's favorite singer is A Dell.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
Why was the computer sad?
It was going un-node-iced.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.