My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?