I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"