Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
They just ransomware.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes