This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..
.. I was fried for no raisin.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
My mom told me that sitting on a computer 8 hours a day in unhealthy
I said: But, mom that's why I am using a chair.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches."
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.