I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
Why did the hard drive crash?
Because it had a bad driver.
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.