I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection...
Now it has visual aids.
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.