Computer Puns

These silly puns will make all computer users laugh.

Computer Puns

I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
A few punny Wifi names you can use:

Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common
No-one needed an ABBA cuss
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
Today I Learned I should NOT have my password be the name of my cat.
I then turned to my cat and said, "Well, wJ:cg/v&A;6BTt, I guess it's back to the drawing board."
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
I got a asked to leave karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.