Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
Why do cats like computers the best?
Cuz they have a mouse.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'
That will be a hard one to crack.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
Hardcore programmers will agree that neither of them would use AC because they all prefer to open windows.
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches."
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Computers cannot make good boxers because their bark is worse than their byte.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.