Where do all the cool mice live? In their mousepads.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
When my father complained to my mother for never picking or dropping me at school, she looked at him and said, "You are the master of drag and drop, my love". He's an IT specialist...
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-O.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Q. What's a computer geek's favourite snack?
A. Microchips.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.
I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.