Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
Why did the computer crash?
It had a bad driver!
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches."
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'
That will be a hard one to crack.
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..
.. I was fried for no raisin.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
My computer is so slow it's running in the '90s.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
The shark and the computer are so alike. They both have and use their megabytes.
A robot is eating a hard drive for lunch.
The robot's friend asks for a bite and the robot says "Sure, but just a small bite." His friend takes a bite and the robot shouts, "Hey! That's a megabyte!"
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
What do computers do on a beach vacation?
Surf the net.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
People need to be careful about computers at all times because they byte.
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.