I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
Now he can processor.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Q. How does a tree get on the computer?
A. It logs on!
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
What did the eyewitness tell the cops after a computer robbed a bank?
It went data way!
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'
That will be a hard one to crack.
My computer was running pretty hot
Until I downloaded some fan art, and now it's working better.
It's okay password...
...I'm insecure too...
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckle support.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
Changed my password to fortnight but apparently that's two week.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
Apparently my password needs to be capitals only so I've changed it to LONDONMADRIDROME.
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
The FBI are raiding an alleged spy's apartment when they discover a hard drive labeled "KGB".
One of the agents holds it up with a look of confusion and says, "Why wouldn't he just write 1 TB?"
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
Q. Why couldn't the dinosaur play games on the computer?
A. Because he ate the mous
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.