Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive
It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Why did the computer wear glasses?
To improve its web sight.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
What was Hitler's favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called "1,001 cures for itches."
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
If cheese were downloadable, then I'd try to throw my hard drive as far as possible.
What I'm saying is, I'd chuck e-cheese.
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
The computer wanted to get out of the house, so it used the Windows.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
One day, I carried my laptop to the zoo because I wanted a RAM upgrade so I would have lots of memory when I came back.
I had no one to help me when my computer and phone mutinied
I was left to my own devices.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..
.. I was fried for no raisin.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy