I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
The computer said my password needed at least eight characters and at least one number, so I changed it to Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
I can relate to my computer so much. Even I go to sleep after 25mins of inactivity.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
How big is a clown's hard drive?
50 GiggleBytes
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
In decrypt.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
My lifeguard friend had come back home and wanted to do some work, so I gave him my computer to use. Now I have a screen-saver at my house.
Clean water is like password
Not everyone has access to it.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Computers can be very good at golf because of their hard drives.
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
I couldn't stop laughing when my father warned my brother, saying, "If you hack my Microsoft Office, I will find you, you have my Word".
My father got a new laptop, and it is now like the baby computer of the house, so we refer to the older laptop as the 'Data'.
Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
What is a computer's favorite animal?
A RAM.
Q. What happened when the computer geeks met?
A. It was love at first site!
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
If a cat broke your computer...
Would it be that an error has o-purred ?
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
Where are dramatic hard drives from?
Oh I/O
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
Why did the spider get on the computer?
To check his website.
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Why did the person throw their computer cabinet in the air?
They wanted to store it in the cloud.
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.