A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon