I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.