What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!