My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.