If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".