Color Puns

These color puns will brighten your day.

Color Puns

Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
I red a joke about colors once. It blue my mind.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?

A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird