My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.