The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.