Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!