When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!