It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.