Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.