While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!