Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.