Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!