The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.