What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.