Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.