Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.