The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.