When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.