My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird