The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.