The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.