After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s