An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.