When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.