What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.