The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.