What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.