A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.