I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.