Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.