The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!