Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.