My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso