The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!