Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.