I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.