A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.