Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.