I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!