What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.