Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.