After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.