Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.