Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.