Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.