I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.