If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.