I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.