I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.