Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.