Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.