A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.