Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.