What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers