Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.