Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.