My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!