I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
In the paintball game, I shot a guy thrice. He dyed on impact.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
What did the arirst say to his friend who was stressed? Don't worry, paintbrush it off.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.