Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.