Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
I went to a new kind of show yesterday, which was hosted by a color-changing lizard. He was a good stand-up chameleon.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?