Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
It's tough to tell if the sky is ever happy or not. It always looks so blue!
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s