What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..
.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.