Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.