Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.