I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
What's a lion's favorite color?
ROARange
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.