The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
My friend can't afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
The color turquoise was judged as the best new color because it was cyantifically proven to be.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.