The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.
I had gradient expectations on him of being a good artist, but it was all in vain!
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
A mixture of black, white, and red usually refers to a panda who has experienced severe sunburn!
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
Dreaming in color is the artist's pigment of imagination.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
What's long, surprisingly bigger than expected, comes in different colors, and everyone wants a ride from?
A limousine.
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.