All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn't have the guts for it.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
A friend of mine was describing an exotic bird to me and asked what was orange and sounded like a parrot. I told him, "A carrot".
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
My dad and I saw this girl with a colorful backpack covered in pot leaves
He turned to me and said "thats a dope backpack". He is catching onto my slang.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.