Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
What song does a painter sing when he is in truly dire straits? Monet for Nothing.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"