The graphic designer's present company gave her a substantial raise while a rival company also gave a similar offer. I am now caught in hue minds!
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
I tried to come up with a funny theatre joke, but it was all just an act.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They'd surely steal the show.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
TV news anchors love the shades of red. They get serious whenever there is Burgundy.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.