What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
When Papa red wanted to have some toppings on his bread, he told Son red, "Pass me the crimson!"
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
A small step for cyan, a giant leap for bluemanity.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
Who do you call a pig who can paint like a great artist? Pablo PIGcaso.
Why was the painter upset when his doctor bought all of his paintings? The doctor thought the paintings would go up in value after his death.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Why did the origami artist win her court case? She was great at doing the paperwork.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
Blackboards love drinking beverages, especially hot white chalk-olate!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
Show your popcorn and coke guy at the movies a little appreciation. After all, he makes a lot of concessions.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
The green light at the road signal looked at the red light and said, "Don't look while I am changing".
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!