What painting is terrible at ever being happy? The Moaning Lisa.
The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
Q: How do Japanese artists bid farewell?
A: Cyan-Nara!
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
My colleague kept on missing deadlines, so I advised him not to bite off more than he can blue!
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
One should never mix oranges in apple juice. Well, perhaps you may do it once in a blue moon.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
What is the definition of art theft? A: The haul of frames.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.