The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
Why did the artist have to go to the bathroom right away? Because when you gotta Van Gogh, you gotta Van Gogh.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
Elephant boxing matches are very difficult to watch. It becomes tough to identify as both have grey trunks!
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Q. Which famous magician always wore a multi-color suit on stage?
A. Hue-dini.
The Earth without 'art'...
....is 'EH'
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
*No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out of the movie theatre*
There are two people who both claim to live in the building where Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet. They should put a plaque on both their houses.
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.