The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
While the blues musician performed his most famous song, balloons of every color were released in the arena. Guess we may get to call it the 'House of Hues'.
Did you hear about the colorful sea cow?
Oh the hue-manatee!!!
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
What was the artist's favorite swimming stroke? The brushstroke.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
Blue and green stopped fighting because they had agreed on peace teal.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!