If you photograph your pimples, is zit art?
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
Once I tried to paint the sky but I blue it.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.