An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
I gave someone directions to a theater today
I guess I am a movie director now.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
The snow leopard appeared just at the time our guide predicted it. It appeared white on time!
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they're often laced with something.
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
I went to a theater performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day...
It was a play on words.