What is a definition of art theft? The haul of frames.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
I wonder why theatres are so sad? They're always dark, moody, and in tiers.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
My dad always said the secret to theatre was to always leave them wanting more.
He was a great guy but a terrible anaesthetist.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
A ship load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
Q: What did the artist say to the dentist?-
A: Matisse hurt
What did one paint say to another when they got in an argument? Don't use that tone with me.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state-of-the-art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They're calling it Mercedes-clenz.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Don't get caught between a chalk and a hard place.
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
When the time came, he betrayed our team and showed his blue colors.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
My least favourite hue is purple. It's worse than red and blue combined.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
Where will you find an FBI sketch artist? In the bureau drawer.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad blues.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
What did the thief steal on the theatre's opening night? The spotlight.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...