The fact that we were asked to leave our beautiful purple color house by the owner is still purplexing for me.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
While building a house, the architect took his fingers and dipped them in a jar of blue ink. He wanted to get the blueprints!
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
The coffee shop owner was afraid. He wanted to know if the shop had ground to operate in the black.
The artist shouldn't have taken that sculpture for granite, now it's stone-cold.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
I was going to joke about my broken pencil, but it was pointless.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
The pirate steals arrrrt when he has the chance.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Why did the girl decide to become an art dealer? Because she wanted more Monet.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
My sister was diagnosed as color blind. The revelation really came out of the blue.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
Q. What do you get when you combine Blue Agave and literature?
A. Tequila Mockingbird
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Though my brother won the art competition, he went up to his rival and gave him the credit where it was hue!
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
If a purple-colored fruit gets stuck in your drain, then you should call a plum-ber to fix it.
What do you call an artist without a palette? Someone who makes paintings without taste.
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini.
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
Why do old artists never die? They just put things in perspective.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s