My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act l. Knowing he'd waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act ll was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
What do zombies use to color their hair?
Dye of the dead!
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances - the curtain was up.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Why are artists so temperamental? They have to get into the right frame of mind.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither are you.
It may just be a stage I'm going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
Did you hear about the color bomb?
Yeah it blue up.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
Theatre - the one place it doesn't pay to read between the line.
Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.
It wasn't 2b.
All theatres love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They're simply outstanding in their field.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Why didn't the artist replace his kitchen sink? Because he said that if it's not baroque, don't fix it.
I was under the blues, so I had to blue my nose occasionally.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
When the theatre owner dies, his visitation hours are as follows: 1pm, 3pm, 6:30 pm, 9pm, and midnight.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn't feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. "Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?"
The horse said "nay."
The pig squealed.
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
I was astonished when my shirt's color changed from red to pink after a wash. Guess it showed me its true colors.
The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
What was Moses' favorite color?
Red, see?
If art became imprisoned we'd have to Freda art.
Couple of friends have decided to put theatre style seats in their house. It will end in tiers.
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
Which color is the fastest?
Red, because it is always redy.
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
The favorite fruit of all ghost's are Bloooooo-berries!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...
My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he just didn't have an ear for music.