I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter?
Vincent Van Goat
The sun's favorite color is ultraviolet. Apparently, it glows with everything.
How did Salvador Dali like to start his mornings? With a bowl of Surreal and milk.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team.
Props to him.
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Don't theater jokes always seem so staged?
An actor I know fell through the floor recently. It's just a stage he was going through.
I was sick, and my whole body turned colorful. The doctor took a look and said that I had a color infection, which is caused by the Crayola virus.s
When facing trouble in the workspace, all the colorists rallied together by saying, "Come what grey, we will overcome all obstacles!"
The only thing that is black and white and has to be red all over is a newspaper.
Q. What is a mime's favorite time of the day?
A. Dusk, because all the colors are muted.
I was really surprised when I learned that singer Pink's favorite color was actually green. No one could have i-magenta-it.
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
Why can you never trust an artist? Because they are a bit sketchy, a little shady and will always try to frame you.
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn't Happy.
I recently ran a charity marathon to promote greener earth, but the run left me a little jaded.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Q. What do you get when a swine artist mixes two colors together?
A. Pigment.
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Red wasn't feeling very well for the past few weeks. He has been diagnosed with scarlet fever.
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Why do old artists never die? They just withdraw.
Dark-colored huskies found in Colorado can also be termed as dusky huskies!
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should've made a bigger scene about it.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn't hard work, after all, it was child's play.
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
Wind turbine mechanics and engineers are very fond of the blew color!
Who else is a famous barnyard painter?
Pablo PIGcaso
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre?
A: They apparently went to see "Closed For The Winter"
What did the artist say to his old friend? Let's clay in touch.
If Van Gogh were alive today, what might the title of his autobiography be called?
The STARRY of My Life
The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It's just so hard not to stair.
As the incessant rain washed away the blue paint of the house, the owner sighed and said, "Cyanara!"
Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.
I was surprised that although I was supposed to be feeling blue, my heart was not that heavy. Perhaps, I am feeling light blue.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
I'll be Bach.
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.
Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."