What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
Why was the museum curator so good at judging paintings and sculptures? He was talented at art official intelligence.
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
The painter did not want to sit idle because he knew that time white for no one.
I red a joke about colors once.
It blue my mind.
Why did you fall in love with the Paris art museum? It was just Louvre at first site.
Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
Aliens hate playing golf in space as there are too many black holes!
After a tiring day at work, my wife drew me a relaxing bath. It wasn't very smart of me to ask if it was going to be in color or a sketch.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.
Did you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters?
Because they can't wait to boo the performers.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
The painter loved to paint because he was drawn to art.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Never date a Theater person...
... wayyy too much Drama...
What do you call a crimson-colored fish wearing a hat?
A red herring...
When I broke my brother's favorite toy, he turned absolutely red in anger.
After checking my poor results, the art teacher shouted, "Never in a vermilion years have I seen such poor grades"!
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
If you live in a purple-colored house and suddenly all the power goes off, then you should probably check the fuchsia box.
Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.
When you meet someone, you don't want to get off to a bad art!
The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
Cows get sad whenever they hear the songs of the pop band 'The Mooooo-dy Blues!'
Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at Theatre of Pompey
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
What did the angry artist say? Don't get me arted!
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
A friend of mine swallowed some food colouring. He feels he dyed a little inside.
Why did the portrait artist take a side job as a census taker? Because he was great at canvassing people.
What killed the painter? He had too many strokes.
I had never seen a horse that white. Perhaps, that is why it is called a mayo-neighs.
After completing the deadline just in the nick of time, the artist breathed a cyan of relief.
I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
What does an artist call his sketch pad? A house.
Jack is a lovable man with a colorful personality. He is a great hue-man.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
After bidding farewell to my neurosurgeon friend, we promised that we would grey in touch!
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Why can't a tattoo artist be faithful? Because he always has designs on his clients.
Librarians don't like drinking white wine. They prefer the well red ones!
Colors laugh by saying, "Hue Hue Hue."
The garden where only white cars are driven can be called a garden of white carnation.
The ghost scared all the boys who ventured into the haunted house and then varnished into the almirah!
Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.