What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I'll have to plaster you!
My friend was going to a painting competition, so I wished him, "Grey the force be with you".
Tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off stage.
The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
Why the skeleton doesn't go to the theater?
Because he has nobody to go with.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
This hottie has forever changed the film industry, and it starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'. Reel your mind back in - we're talking popcorn!
Where does a cow hang his best paintings? In a moo-seum, of course.
What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
Why did the bald man decide to paint a bunch of rabbits on his head? He thought that they could look like hares from a distance.
I'm coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre.
They say that the cardio system is the work of artery, but it is really just vein.
The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
A bear's least favorite pastry at any party is the blue bear-y pie.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
The nurse always carried a red pen in her pocket in case she needed to draw blood.
If you don't focus on learning your lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He's a pickup artist!
Great news! I'm a movie director now! I gave stellar directions to a very lovely family on their way to the theatre.
Did you hear about the painter who works in jail? They say he had a brush with the law.
Why does everyone paint Easter Eggs? Because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.
Blue and orange are always polite and amicable with each other because they are complementary colors.
Did you hear about the artist's really messy house? He said it was 'a work in progress'.
I was wondering about the color of the wind when it suddenly occurred to me that it blue.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew - They're always giving props to the actors.
Artists know how to draw the line, so you can't really peer pressure them.
A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.
Theater sound guys aren't always good speakers
What did the artist tell his greatest nemesis? I challenge you to a doodle!
What do you call a painting by a cat of herself? A self paw-trait.
An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.
As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.
My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
A classically trainer theater performer just became a spy.
I guess you could say they perform... thespionage
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
We should've guessed the failed postman wouldn't be any better at delivering his acting lines.
The stage is the most hygienic place in the world. Every time we turn on the lights they get a wash.
A friend has joined a blonds only theatre group. Fair play to him.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
They say that she only paints night scenes. Other artists really pale by comparison.
What happened when the artist tried to draw a cube? He suffered from a mental block.
The computer had to visit the dentist at the very earliest opportunity as it had a BlueTooth!
Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.
Baste on a true story.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
The color of the sky can help in predicting the weather. It gives a fair report of the hue-midity.